Yo, what’s good y’all? It’s your boy, Dondi White, the top dog critic from the South Bronx, coming at ya today playin’ gossip king.
So I told y’all I was gonna dig into what’s poppin’ between Ice Spice and Big Latto. Now, it ain’t been all that spicy yet—no hardcore diss tracks or real beef— but you never know, things could heat up. Especially with Latto, the female Jack Harlow, outsellin’ everybody.
Word on the street is Latto’s been throwin’ shots at Ice Spice, the shorty who straight embarrassed female rap with that Y2K album. Word is bond son, that album is trash— I'd rather listen to cats gettin' stomped in a plastic bag. Seriously, that CD is a weed plate, and makes Latto’s “Sugar Honey Iced Tea” sound like the first Boogie Down Productions joint—straight fire classic, feel me? Ice Spice is so loud and off-beat with the dumbest bars, I’d throw a whole couch in her studio just to stop her from droppin’ more garbage. And then this chick went and featured CENTRAL CEE? Yeah, that clown with the fake British swag? I got pants heavier than that soft ass dude. Anyway, movin’ on...
Latto ain’t exactly droppin’ bangers either, but she got some talent. I’m bettin’ Drake ghostwrote a bunch of that album she dropped last week. Some of them bars are so corny, it’s like I can hear Drake spittin’ through her with a voice mod. Maybe that’s his new thing—when he don’t want Pusha or Kendrick clownin’ him for rockin’ pink barrettes, he gets some chick to live the life he wants—straight up. Ain’t nobody can tell me Drake ain’t at least a lil’ bi, and no shade to the LGBT+ fam, but dude needs to come out or somethin’ instead of frontin’.
Back to the drama. So apparently, Ice Spice was watchin’ a Latto video and peeped herself in the background with her fake ‘fro and all. She got tight ‘cause she ain’t get no bread for a video she ain’t even know she was in. They tried to squash it low-key, but then Nicki Minaj, who’s got so much plastic surgery she might as well be part Barbie, jumped in.
The Bride of Frankenstein, Miss Nicki herself, came at Latto on Twitter, sayin’ her single “Big Energy,” which I actually vibe with, was trash for a nomination. Then she doubled down, sayin’ her own whack-ass track shoulda got the Grammy instead.
Now whether you love, hate, or, like me, don’t really care about Latto, that’s just wild and unfair.
All this got Ice Spice, who somehow got crowned “Princess of Hip-Hop” for reasons only God knows, thinkin’ it was a good idea to come at Latto too. Latto just played it cool, ignored the shady tweets from both ladies. Then she hopped on a track with this corny dude Offset, droppin’ a bar that ended with “munch.” After hearin’ it, I’m thinkin’ it was just a coincidence, but Ice Spice took it as a shot. Apparently, she got a track called “Munch” and thought Latto was sneak dissin’. So under that weak excuse, Ice Spice dropped a diss track called “Think You the Shit? Fart!” which is probably the worst diss I’ve heard from a female rapper since Nicki dropped that mess called “Bigfoot.” The flow was so bad, it made Latto look like a lyrical genius.
Not one to just take that, Latto dropped her album this week and yo, sister included a diss track called “Sunday Service.” In it, she spit:
“Think I’m the shit? Bitch, I know it, hoe
Jesus walked on water, I got ice boilin’ though”
Now we gotta see what’s next, ‘cause this is gettin’ real interesting. Latto might not be in my top 20 female MCs, but I’m bettin’ she can take that OnlyFans broad Ice Spice’s head off in a diss battle if it comes down to it. I’ll keep y’all updated on what pops off—if anything does. Till then, peace!
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